Ducks


(i went down) to the pond, upon my lonesome self, as i sat there, 
thinking about you and how you left me, with my heart torn into pieces 
(that's one and two pieces) aww, i see the ducks. cause i see the 
ducks, sitting there - all by themselves, i had a pack of beer with me
while i was there. i thought - "what the hell? how many times do you
see bugs (ducks) get wasted?" so i gave the duck some beer. now all 
the ducks are dead or drunk - i don't think it's my fault! there 
should've been a warning sign! (or some kinda way i woulda knew that
duck woulda croaked) maybe i shoulda rolled him onto his stomach? but 
i though his neck was long enough, and the puke wouldn't come up... 
but it did. and now the ducklings are dead.

as i cry on the pillow (yeah, yeah) 
i can't get you out of my mind (yeah, yeah)

cause you're so much more important that the fucking ducks (cause 
they're just fucking ducks with no brains - we're just gonna eat them
anyways) but i'm not a carnivore baby, so i need you pamela. but the
way that you left me made me cry, as i fell down to my knees. i said
please baby please don't leave me this way, we've come so far...
i haven't cut you in a month (or maybe a week, last friday doesn't
count, cause i was drunk... and we all know how i get when i get 
drunk) so last friday didn't count (or was that saturday?) i can not
remember, cause time passes so quickly when you're around me. But 
then you were gone, like the sun at dawn (dusk).

and i can rhyme, and i can scream (yeah, yeah) but nothing will ever
bring you back to me (yeah, yeah)

(oh shite!) we have company, we have lots of company, so please baby
please be my company. 

i need you now (yeah, yeah) cause i need you now (yeah, yeah)

so i can say "la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la LA la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaa la". that's the end of
the song, now it's over, you're still gone....